WHAT'S ON AT THE ORCHARD THEATRE, DARTFORD
What's On at the Orchard Theatre, Dartford
The Orchard Theatre in Dartford, Kent, opened in 1983 and boasts 956 seats. It welcomes touring musicians, comedians, dance and theatre shows as well as hosts an annual pantomime. Trains take just 40 minutes from London Bridge and fall within London Fare Zone 8.
The Orchard Theatre in Dartford, Kent, opened in 1983 and boasts 956 seats. It welcomes touring musicians, comedians, dance and theatre shows as well as hosts an annual pantomime. Trains take just 40 minutes from London Bridge and fall within London Fare Zone 8.
Most Popular Shows and Events at Orchard Theatre, Dartford
What's On at the Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Harry Hill
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Tuesday 15 April 2025
The Badger Parade is back on! Join Harry Hill on his Diamond Jubilee lap of honour as he celebrates 60 Glorious Years of fun, laughter and low level disruption! Marvel! As he offers new insights into the hot topics of the day such as the d...Ellen Kent's Madama Butterfly
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Monday 28 April 2025
Senbla presents Opera International's award-winning Ellen Kent and the Ukrainian Opera & Ballet Theatre Kyiv production, with international soloists, highly-praised chorus and full orchestra. Back by overwhelming public demand, this award-w...Nikita Kuzmin - Midnight Dancer
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Thursday 1 May 2025
Ukrainian-Italian dance star Nikita Kuzmin brings his brand-new show to the stage. Rising star of Strictly Come Dancing and Celebrity Big Brother Nikita Kuzmin brings his brand-new show, Midnight Dancer to the stage on his first ever solo U...Jack Dee
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Wednesday 21 May 2025
Culture wars, the environment, British foreign policy and social justice: these are just a few of the topics that comedian Jack Dee spectacularly fails to address (or even mention for that matter) in his brand-new show Small World. Instea...Simon Reeve
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Saturday 24 May 2025 - Thursday 14 May 2026
Author and TV presenter, Simon Reeve is one of the world's most adventurous travellers. His unique brand of documentary film-making combines travel and adventure with current affairs, history, wildlife, culture and conservation. His journey...What's Love Got To Do With It - A Tribute to Tina Turner
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Sunday 15 June 2025
What's Love Got To Do With It? is the joyous new show celebrating the music of the incredible Tina Turner. Brought to you by the award-winning producers behind the hugely successful Whitney - Queen Of The Night, What's Love Got To Do With I...Rhod Gilbert
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Sunday 16 November 2025
Rhod is embarking on a full UK & Ireland tour playing more than 90 dates, and running until October 2025. Previously, Rhod was dealing with some pretty pungent life citrus, and an idiot called John. Little did he know that things were about...James B Partridge - The Big Christmas Assembly 2025
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Monday 17 November 2025
Get ready for a night packed with festive spirit, singalong tunes, and the nostalgia of Christmases gone by. Known for his vibrant energy and exceptional vocal talent, James brings seasonal favourites and unexpected mashups that will have t...Babatunde Aleshe
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Thursday 20 November 2025
Join the multi award winning star of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! & Celebrity Googlebox, Babatunde Aleshe on his second hilarious new stand up tour, High Expectations, as he guides us through family life, his new found fame...Maximum Rhythm 'n' Blues with The Manfreds & Georgie Fame
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Friday 28 November 2025
The Manfreds with an all-star line-up of original members Paul Jones, Mike D'Abo, Tom McGuinness and Mike Hugg with Rob Townsend, Marcus Cliffe and Simon Currie will be recreating many of their greatest hits both as part of Manfred Mann and...The Manfreds
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Friday 28 November 2025
The '60s group Manfred Mann is now considered, more than ever, one of the finest and most respected bands from that era. Their numerous hits were R&B based with an undercurrent of jazz - a very unusual but winning combination of playing sty...Chris McCausland
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Sunday 25 January 2026
You might have seen him on Strictly Come Dancing, Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even th...Sara Pascoe
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Thursday 26 February 2026
Have you ever been awake in the middle of the night and thought something so smart and astute that you couldn't wait for the world to wake up so you could tell them? Sara Pacoe's new stand-up show, I Am a Strange Gloop is that thought. In t...Jason Manford
Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Thursday 26 March 2026
Jason Manford is back with his brand-new live show, A Manford All Seasons. The Manchester comedian has been busy since his last smash-hit stand up show but fans of his Absolute Radio show will know this nationally acclaimed comedian hasn't...How to get to the Orchard Theatre, Dartford
Most Popular Shows and Events at Orchard Theatre, Dartford
